Mom! We're being sued!

My daughter Caile got home from school the other day and had a small flier type paper in her hand. I assumed it was attached to the door or mailbox somehow. Then she said in a surprised voice, "Mom, we're being sued!" I was thinking to myself, "Who on Earth would put a flier on my door saying that I'm being sued?" She handed me the little paper that she had in her hand. At the top of the paper I read....."Sewing 101". Apparently the church was having a class that week to teach people how to sew. So much for phonics!